September 2010
2 posts
IMAGINARY FRIENDS ALBUM (FREE DOWNLOAD)
DOWNLOAD THE “IMAGINARY FRIENDS” ALBUM HERE FOR FREE http://www.mediafire.com/?hh4m5tx02qz9vh7 TRACKLIST 1. THE FIRST LIE I WAS TOLD 2. WELCOME TO THE SHOW 3. I LIKE BEING WITH YOU 4. NASA 5. DATE.SEX.LOVE.DIVORCE 6. THE SWING SET 7. SADIE LIVES HERE 8. COLOUR TELEVISION 9. OLD NINTENDO GAMES 10.RIDING THE SPECIAL BUS TO SCHOOL 11.SUICIDE HOUR 12.AUTO-PILOT 13.DRESSED FOR A FUNERAL
FAREWELL
IM SWITCHING OVER TO A BRAND NEW BLOG WHERE I WILL POST EVERYDAY, I HAVE KIND OF NEGLECTED MY TUMBLR BUT IM BACK FOR GOOD AND I HOPE YOU GUYS FOLLOW ME TO THE NEXT BLOG IN THE MEANTIME I HAVE JUST FINISHED AN ALBUM CALLED “IMAGINARY FRIENDS” DOWNLOAD IT FREE AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK…
LINK COMING
August 2010
1 post
REMEMBER ME?
April 2010
1 post
FAT KID RANT
I AM SOCIALLY OVERWEIGHT…..I JUST DON’T FIT IN
March 2010
3 posts
LOVE
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND…..IT JUST ISN’T MY GIRLFRIEND…..ITS HER
GOOD MORNING
“WOKE UP WITH AN ERECTION BUT WITH NO PARTICULAR GIRL ON MY MIND…..SO I TOLD MY PENIS TO GET FOCUSED AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!”
MY PHONE
“the blacker the berry, the more apps on the I-PHONE/ the less it means to me, theres still more girls on MY phone”
February 2010
4 posts
SOMETHING NEW
I WAS AFRAID OF WRITING SOMETHING NEW, KNOWING I COULD NEVER LIVE UP TO YOU…..
THE SCRU LOVE SHOW (EPISODE 4) →
January 2010
22 posts
TOO SOON?
THE DAY MIKE JACK DIED, I GOT A TEXT ABOUT/
HOW HE WAS DEAD BUT HIS GHOST WAS STILL A PEDOPHILE/
GUESS ITS OK TO JOKE ABOUT 9/11 NOW/
ON 9/12 I SHAVED TWO LINES IN MY GHETTO BROW/
“ITS ALL OUT OF MY HANDS LIKE STIGMATA”
– SCRU-LOVE
THE PAST
TONIGHT I GAVE MY EX GIRLFRIEND AN ORGASM, WHAT HAVE YOU BEING DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?
THE SCRU LOVE SHOW (EPISODE 2) →
SCRU GOES TO MATT’S GAY FRIENDS HOUSE
THE SCRU LOVE SHOW (EPISODE 1) →
YOUTUBE SERIES ABOUT SCRU’S EVERYDAY LIFE
SNOW AND RAIN
I WAS STANDING IN THE SNOW AND IT RAINED
IN LOVE WITH THE OLD HER THEN SHE CHANGED
ITS NOT AS COLD AS IT USED TO BE, THE MAGIC MELTS AWAY
ONLY A NEVER CHANGING ME REMAINED
CUPID ISN'T ALLOWED TO LOVE
IF HE DID, HE WOULDN’T CARE ABOUT OUR LOVE AND WHERE WOULD WE BE?
CUPID SYNDROME
I HAVE THE FEELING THAT CUPID WILL NEVER FALL IN LOVE HIMSELF, HE JUST WATCHES EVERYONE FALL FROM HIS ARROW. DOESN’T HE DESERVE LOVE TOO? PERHAPS MORE THAN WE DO…..
ANTI CLOCKWISE
I GUESS WE CROSSED PATHS AT THE WRONG TIME, DIDN’T WE LOVE?
LAST THIS LONG
I GUESS SOME MEN DONT CHANGE, IN 93 PLAYING NINTENDO GAMES/
STILL WAITING FOR A CHALLENGER TO TRY TO END MY REIGN/
I TREAT GIRLFRIENDS THE SAME, I NEVER LEAVE UNLESS/
I CATCH ONE OF MY FRIENDS COMMENTING ON MY GIRL’S EVENING DRESS/
TOO MANY BFF’S, NOBODY KEEPS IN TOUCH/
THATS WHY ITS AWKWARD AFTER A YEAR AND YOUR FINALLY MEETING UP/
GIRLS I LIKED FEELING UP, ARE ALL MOTHERS NOW/
...
SLEEPLESS
SHE ASKED “HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?”
I SAID “I DON’T BELIEVE IN CATCHING ZZZ’S, I LET THEM LEAD THEIR LIFE, THEY DESERVE FREEDOM RIGHT?”
IM NOT NORMAL BY SCRU-LOVE
HIPPIE DICTATORSHIP
ZZZZZ'S
SCRU-LOVE says:
why arent u catching them?
Francesca says:
catchin what
SCRU-LOVE says:
ZZZZZ'S
AFTER ME
YOU WILL FIND SOMEBODY COOLER, YOUR FRIENDS WILL SAY HE’S CUTER
YOU’LL LOSE CONNECTION WITH ME LIKE THE LIGHTS WENT OUT ON THE REUTER
ONE.TWO.FREE.FOUR
I DECLARE AN ALL OUT WAR.
December 2009
12 posts
UNIVERSAL LOVE
THE UNIVERSE WAS TOO PROUD TO ADMIT IT WAS IN LOVE WITH JUST A HUMAN…..
SO IT TOOK YOU AWAY, KILLED YOU, SO IT DIDN’T HAVE TO SEE YOU WALKING ITS STREETS AND SMELLING ITS FLOWERS
EVEN THE BURIAL PLOT THEY LEFT YOU IN HAS THE GREENEST GRASS AROUND IT
I DONT BLAME THE UNIVERSE FOR TAKING YOU AWAY, IF IT COULDN’T HANDLE ITS LOVE FOR YOU, WHAT CHANCE DO I HAVE?
IM JUST A...
FAT KID!!! FAT KID!!!
I LOVE FAT KIDS, IM STILL ONE OF THEM….. WE LOVE LIFE, DONT RAIN ON OUR PARADE!
TRUE LIES
THE MORE I TELL THE TRUTH, THE LESS IT MEANS TO PEOPLE…..
WHY DO LIES GET YOU EVERYWHERE IN LIFE?
DEAR SANTA
DEAR SANTA
I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT THIS YEAR BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY
SCRU-LOVE
XXX AND X
SEE YOU IN SCRU THOUSAND AND TEN……
heARTbreak.....
JULY 7TH 2002
SHE CARVED INTO MY RIB,
SHE SAID “NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU LIKE I DO”
AND NO ONE DID…..
STATE OF HEARTBREAK
DEAR TUMBLR
WE ARE BACK TO HEARTBREAK, DID YOU MISS ME?
REMEMBER HOW OLD YOU ARE
IS IT WEIRD THAT WHEN I HEAR “YOU MUST BE OLDER THAN 18 TO ENTER” I FEEL LIKE “DAMN IM TOO YOUNG” BUT IM 23?
DECEMBER
DAMN YOU DECEMBER! CANT YOU GIVE ME ONE MONTH THIS YEAR WHERE I DONT WANT TO JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN?
A REMINDER
NEW LOVE TUMBLR……..REMEMBER HOW HAPPY I WAS TODAY AND REMIND ME WHEN THE NEXT ONE BREAKS MY HEART XXX AND X
November 2009
15 posts
GEEK LOVE
WHEN I WAS 15 ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS HAVE SEX WITH PRETTY GIRLS. NOW I’M
23 ALL I WANT IS THE SEX CRAZED PRETTY GIRLS TO LEAVE ME ALONE AND THE
GEEKY LOOKING GIRL, READING ‘STEINBECK’ AND ‘ORWELL’ TO GIVE ME SOME SIGN
THAT SHE MAY BE INTERESTED IN ME. SO WE CAN GIVE EACH OTHER PET NAMES
DERIVED FROM OBSCURE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS IN A NOVEL ONLY WE HAVE READ.
DECADES.....
LOVE ME OR HATE ME I WAS A BABY IN THE 80’S
DOING 90 IN THE 90’S ON A BIKE RIDE WITH HAYLEY
IN THE NOUGHTIES I WAS NAUGHTY BUT I GUESS YOU’VE SEEN ME THERE
LIKE KEVIN ARNOLD I WONDER WHAT WILL BE IN THE TEENIE YEARS
“I WAS MISSING HER, WHILE I WAS STILL WITH HER”
– KEVIN ARNOLD ‘THE WONDER YEARS’